boku-no-darky: kanayamauryam: according to homestuck you have the same haircut from when you’re born to when you die and you also progressively lose your eyes
Conor is nasty
moon-dusted: no you cant have my dick go away aw cmon bunny dont be like that you always tell me to suck your dick what the hell
oak23: gosh redheads are so attractive yes
Chris: Tom thought your last drawing was cute.
Chris: But didn't understand Skrillexsprite because he isn't past Cascade.
Monica: wasn't cascade months ago?
Monica: too busy fighting the undead?
Chris: Tom's schedule is just PACKED with fighting the undead.
Monica: wake up , fight the undead
Monica: shower while fighting the undead for the soap
Monica: breakfast then fight the undead
Chris: No, no.
Chris: Breakfast on the undead he killed in the shower.
Chris: THEN go to uni.
Monica: go to uni , carefully differentiate between the undead and uni students
Monica: then kill them
Monica: ( the undead not the students)
Monica: lunch and polite conversations with the undead who then picks up the bill
Monica: but tips badly so is killed
Monica: bus ride home while fighting undead on roof of bus
Monica: play video games with undead , bludgeon with controller once the undead uses cheat code
Monica: internet time while punching undead with unused hand
Monica: other hand is used for scrolling through undead killing tools
Monica: then sleep upon the undead you killed
Monica: lather ,rinse , repeat
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